"It's like any other festival but there's no mud, it happens in proper venues and you get to sleep in your own bed."
This is Crewe Live 2012.
Back after an amazing event including sold-out shows for Funeral For A Friend and Kid British in 2011, the fourth annual Volume Festival takes place across 10 venues in the Cheshire town over the Diamond Jubliee Bank Holiday Weekend (June 1-4).
With bands crammed into virtually every pub, club and bar on the circuit, it's a great chance to see lots of up-and-coming, local and established acts of all genres.
And it's a crawl - part of the appeal is catching bands you never thought you'd go and see live.
Embrace the spirit of the thing, spend your time skipping between venues and find your own highlights.